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I'm a Great Northwesterner that is now loving life in the Midwest. I am a world class napper. I'm very bossy. I clearly love a good glass of Scotch. I wear aprons every chance I get.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Sweet Little Buttercup...

Oh Valentine's Day...hooray!

This was the ad placed in the Portland Mercury by my valentine...

♥ Boobs; mother-in-law Dear Judy: Our fake marriage was the greatest 6 months of my life! Bottoms up! Love, Jackie

Has anyone been more wooed?

2 comments:

Josh said...

Did Eric really write that? And wasn't Judy's mother named Mona. Mona the...well, you know.

Miss Five said...

Yes - he really did - and it really was in the Portland Mercury. The oddest part: that was by far the CLEANEST of the Valentine ad's they printed.