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I'm a Great Northwesterner that is now loving life in the Midwest. I am a world class napper. I'm very bossy. I clearly love a good glass of Scotch. I wear aprons every chance I get.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Sweet Little Buttercup...

Oh Valentine's Day...hooray!

This was the ad placed in the Portland Mercury by my valentine...

♥ Boobs; mother-in-law Dear Judy: Our fake marriage was the greatest 6 months of my life! Bottoms up! Love, Jackie

Has anyone been more wooed?


Josh said...

Did Eric really write that? And wasn't Judy's mother named Mona. Mona the...well, you know.

Miss Five said...

Yes - he really did - and it really was in the Portland Mercury. The oddest part: that was by far the CLEANEST of the Valentine ad's they printed.