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I'm a Great Northwesterner that is now loving life in the Midwest. I am a world class napper. I'm very bossy. I clearly love a good glass of Scotch. I wear aprons every chance I get.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Encyclopedia Miss-Fivica

Friends - I have been absent for FAR too long - and it's mostly been due to several factors: not as much time and not tons of things to talk about...

So - in an attempt to jump start my blog again - here's some much needed info for the Encyclopedia Miss-Fivica...

***********FOODOLOGY***********

1. What is your salad dressing of choice? Bleu Cheese or Red Wine Blush Vinigarette

2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Restraunt Bleu...the student restaurant at the culinary school in Portland, Oregon.

3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Mashed potatoes

4. What are your pizza toppings of choice? Canadian bacon - or if I'm in Canada: ham.

5. What do you like to put on your toast? Butter and crack jam. Or cinnamon sugar that my dad makes.

***********TECHNOLOGY***************

1. How many televisions are in your house? Three...plus laptops that can stream shows...

2. The color of your cell phone? Navy

3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band? Google tells me that it took me 0.40 seconds. So there.

4. Have any idea how many Megahertz your computer has? The one I'm working on has 2.6...or something...

***************BIOLOGY******************

1. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Left handed...and it's not a disability.

2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Teeth and hair and infected stuff. (Over share?)

3. What is the last heavy item you lifted? A giant container of peanut oil

4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? I nearly passed out once - but not by being hit on the head.

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************

1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No - too much pressure. Deadlines are a little annoying.

2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I really wouldn't...but maybe Your Highness.

3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Would I have to train for the experience or just do it and get the cash. If it's the first - then NO. If it's the second then: MAYBE.

************DUMBOLOGY******************

1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own? Currently only one pair. Weird.

2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops? The last "run-in" was in high school when our cast party was too loud and then we invited the officers in for cake.

3. Last person you talked to? Reyna and Seth

4. Last person you hugged? Eloise

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

1. Season? Spring

2. Holiday? Thanksgiving. Or Easter.

3. Day of the week? Tuesday - but we've been over this.

4. Month? May

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

1. Missing someone? Yes

2. Mood? Alert

3. What are you listening to? The bugs outside...

4. Watching? Reyna, wrasslin' the baby...

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

1. First place you went this morning? The bathroom.

3. Do you smile often? I'd like to think I do.

4. Sleeping Alone Tonight? Yes.

***************OTHER-OLOGY*****************

1. Do you always answer your phone? Mostly - if I hear it and can get to it in time.

2. It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? My Dad.

3. If you could change your eye color what would it be? Blue

4. Do you own a digital camera? Yes - but it currently has a stuck shutter...so...no.

5. Have you ever had a pet fish? They were my brother's fish...

6. Favorite Christmas song(s)? The Drifters version of "White Christmas," Leon Redbone's "Christmas Island," Alvin Stoller's "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," and "Christmas Is All Around" by Billy Mack.

7. What's on your wish list for your birthday? That'll be on a post for next year.

8. Can you do push ups? No...but I like push-pops. Does that count?

9. Can you do a chin up? Which chin?

10. Does the future make you more nervous or excited? A little of both...

11. Do you have any saved texts? A few...the classics

12. Ever been in a car wreck? Oh yes...super special.

13. Do you have an accent? I feel like I'm starting to...which is funny. Two months and I sound like Ditka's sister...?

14. What is the last song to make you cry? Let Us All Press On.

15. Plans tonight? Staff meeting, reading...eating some chocolate?

16. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Not the very bottom, no. But I think I could see it.

17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. Dude, it was Sunday.

18. Have you ever been given roses? I have and it was awesome.

19. Current worry? Not forgetting things I need to get done...

20. Current hate right now? Lying, cheating, dirt bags

21. Met someone who changed your life? Lots of people have changed my life - I'm very lucky.

22. How will you bring in the New Year? Hopefully watching Four Brothers.

23. What song represents you? "Hang On Little Tomato" by Pink Martini

24. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Sure!

26. Do you have any tattoos/piercing? I have pierced ears - but my left ear has bionic strength and closes overnight if I don't have something in it.

27. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? I am hopeful.

28. Does anyone love you? YES.

29. Ever had someone sing to you? I've been sung to sleep a lot.

30. When did you last cry? During my lesson in Relief Society yesterday.

31. Do you like to cuddle? Yes, I do.

32. Have you held hands with anyone today? Yes

33. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? Cyndi Lauper and Jimmy Buffett - no joke.

34. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Both, I would say.

35. Do you like pulpy orange juice? I do - but for my birthday I was delivered fresh squeezed orange juice and it had been strained of all pulp. It was amazing.

It must be true...

According to the Interwebs here is what it means if your birth month is August...which mine totally is...

AUGUST

* Loves to joke
* Attractive
* Suave and caring
* Brave and fearless
* Firm and has leadership qualities
* Knows how to console others
* Too generous and egoistic
* Takes high pride of oneself
* Thirsty for praises
* Extraordinary spirit
* Easily angered
* Angry when provoked
* Easily jealous
* Observant
* Careful and cautious
* Thinks quickly
* Independent thoughts
* Loves to lead and to be led
* Loves to dream
* Talented in the arts, music and defense
* Sensitive but not petty
* Poor resistance against illnesses
* Learns to relax
* Hasty and rushy
* Romantic
* Loving and caring
* Loves to make friends

Head over here to find the meaning of YOUR birth month. Unless your birthday is this month, too...then...nevermind.

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