I'm a Great Northwesterner that is now loving life in the Midwest. I am a world class napper. I'm very bossy. I clearly love a good glass of Scotch. I wear aprons every chance I get.
I have cleaning helpers, too! Aren't they cute!? Not as cute as yours, but still...they do pretty good work... I bet you don't pay your helpers in Diet Pepsi, though? Sorry - but it's part of their contract...
I love it!!! I was so sad that you hadn't posted in a while. Imagine my joy when I got on and saw not only had you posted, there was a post just for me! :) Maybe Diet Pepsi would help my cleaners be more productive. Glad you're back!!!
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I love it!!! I was so sad that you hadn't posted in a while. Imagine my joy when I got on and saw not only had you posted, there was a post just for me! :) Maybe Diet Pepsi would help my cleaners be more productive. Glad you're back!!!
Riddle: How many old people does it take to clean a window?
Answer: It depends on how much diet pepsi you have in the fridge!
Do the helpers work faster if the Pepsi wasn't diet?
If I put diet pepsi in my fridge do you think those same workers will come to my house and work? it's pretty filth
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