Oh Valentine's Day...hooray!
This was the ad placed in the Portland Mercury by my valentine...
♥ Boobs; mother-in-law Dear Judy: Our fake marriage was the greatest 6 months of my life! Bottoms up! Love, Jackie
Has anyone been more wooed?
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Did Eric really write that? And wasn't Judy's mother named Mona. Mona the...well, you know.
Yes - he really did - and it really was in the Portland Mercury. The oddest part: that was by far the CLEANEST of the Valentine ad's they printed.
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