tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13645514.post8896296866922261053..comments2023-09-08T04:10:17.511-07:00Comments on Judy's Parlor: Personal PoliciesMiss Fivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08353954935456719170noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13645514.post-68812812247820675522012-06-21T20:31:38.892-07:002012-06-21T20:31:38.892-07:00Words cannot express the emotion evoked when I rea...Words cannot express the emotion evoked when I read your Number 1 Policy! You remembered!!!!Trixie L'Amourhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02836076995288245148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13645514.post-1710140908480481182012-06-21T05:00:42.828-07:002012-06-21T05:00:42.828-07:001. Always know where your next meal is coming from...1. Always know where your next meal is coming from. Family motto, really. (Sidenote: food trumps grammar.)<br />2. Never appear nervous or afraid in the presence of teenagers. They are like sharks and can smell blood in the water. <br />3. Keep your repartee sharp with current insults. Old phrases and references are lost on the young. <br />4. Always carry a water bottle. I think that's self-explanatory. <br />5. Keep a cache of weapons and be sure to periodically clean and inspect them. Never know when the zombie apocalypse will strike or the robots will try and take over. <br />6. Assume an expression of indifference or disdain when placed in uncomfortable situations. (see reference to sharks)<br />7. Always keep your purse pill box stocked with a variety of pain relievers. Most situations only require Advil. Church requires Excederin. Xanax is for sudden emergencies requiring calm or to alleviate painful boredom.Bobohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06353377687809038490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13645514.post-77712779157215388542012-06-20T13:04:22.911-07:002012-06-20T13:04:22.911-07:00Love your personal policies.
ps I love that you ...Love your personal policies. <br /><br />ps I love that you are blogging again. You seriously make me laugh!MKBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09521012721900757778noreply@blogger.com